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Joined: 29 Mar 2006 Posts: 3477 Location: Houston,Texas 346819.60 points
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:05 am Post subject: |
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A young Arab asks his father:
What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?
It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !
And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ?
It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !
And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?
These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !
Tell me, papa...
Yes, my son ?
... Why are we living in Dearborn and still wearing all this shit ? _________________
af2 wrote: | It seems we can look at our magical Balls and come up with a fix?
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:03 am Post subject: |
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af2 wrote: | It seems we can look at our magical Balls and come up with a fix?
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir.."
The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir." _________________
af2 wrote: | It seems we can look at our magical Balls and come up with a fix?
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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ctrl + alt + down arrow key _________________ FASTER!!! FASTER!!! Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. |
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:16 am Post subject: |
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ????  _________________
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