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Should Smoke add a joke section?
Heck Yeah!!!
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Naaa People Would Abuse It.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A young Arab asks his father:

What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?

It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !

And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ?

It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !

And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?

These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !




Tell me, papa...

Yes, my son ?

... Why are we living in Dearborn and still wearing all this shit ?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir.."
The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir."

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ???? Confused
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