**Renamed** The Official Joke Thread

10sec.et · Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:05 am Post subject:

A young Arab asks his father:

What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?

It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !

And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ?

It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !

And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?

These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !

Tell me, papa...

Yes, my son ?

... Why are we living in Dearborn and still wearing all this shit ?

10sec.et · Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:03 am Post subject:

horSes

10sec.et · Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:45 pm Post subject:

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir.."
The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir."

phydeaux · Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 1:46 pm Post subject:

ctrl + alt + down arrow key

10sec.et · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:16 am Post subject:

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ???? Confused